#sam and max headcannons

[pancakewithsprinkles]

Sam And Max Headcannons <3

WARNING!!!! THESE ARE ALL BASED ON LITERALLY NOTHING. NONE OF THESE HAVE ANY CANNON BACKING THEM UP

Max loves to draw, though he's on the artistic level of a kindergartener. He likes using crayons the most :)

Sam and Max are both autistic. In fact, the whole reason they got into this business is Sam's never ending hyperfixation on black and white detective films.

They always get icecream after a job to celebrate :)

The commissioner is literally just Steve Purcell

On halloween, they always go as themselves and see how many people they can trick into thinking they're just in costumes. It's always fun

Max likes babies :)

Sam could be making thousands selling his artwork, but he doesn't think its good. (its basically on par with the mona lisa I have no idea where he gets that idea from)

Their favorite icecream is orange dreamsicles :)

Max loves using slang in front of sam to watch him panic because he has No Idea what his little buddy is saying

Max is the top

They like M night Shyamalan movies

Max isn't allowed to listen to Caramel Dansen anymore because last time he did he got so hyper he nearly broke everything in the office

they own multiple of eachother's plushies

They love interacting with kids!! Sam always has police badge stickers in his pocket in case of a Child Spotting. Max also has pixiesticks on hand for the same reason. Sam has no idea if they're actually pixie sticks or if he's just giving kids hard drugs and he's too afraid to ask

Sam is terrified of the Vet. Its a whole day ordeal of Max having to trap, trick, and manipulate his way into forcing sam into the vet's doors. He always gets a chewtoy afterwards though cus he's a brave lil pup :)

Max likes going to the vet because he steals all the equipment

Sam is a giant frank Sinatra fan, listens to him All The Time. This has led to max hating frank sinatra.

Sometimes max will just latch onto sam like a damn parasite and Sam wont even know he's been latched onto him until Max says something. Its nearly given Sam a heart attack on occasions

Sam has a dog bed, and Max sleeps where ever he wants. Spots Sam has found him sleeping in include: The Fridge, On the roof, On his head (suffocating him), In the microwave, and in the fishbowl.

When max dries off after getting wet he looks like a gigantic puff ball. He hates it, and Sam always makes fun of him for it

Sam does the Snoopy Happy dance :)

Max loves being thrown around. Down the stairs, through a window, being spun until he's violently ill... you name it, he adores it.

Max cant swim, but he will lie till the end of time that he can, since he finds wearing floaties embarrassing. He usually drowns at least two times at pool parties

Max's idol is the shark from Jaws

Max loves putting stickers on things he loves! Which usually means himself and Sam are covered in them

If you ask either of them how old they are, they'll reply with "time is a concept" because they've honestly forgotten what age they are

Sam and Max both believe in santa (I guess this isn't a headcannon since they did see/kill him once but still I like it)

Max has the uncanny ability to sleep anywhere anytime he wants, including sleeping standing up.

Sam and Max met eachother at a playground because Max bit sam and said he wouldn't let go till they were best friends. I think you all know how the rest of the story goes

[neiveel3llson]

Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

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[reginageorgesgirlfriend3020]

Paige Bueckers as your girlfriend headcannons (Part 78)

When she wants something for Christmas and she wants something really bad every time y’all go to Costco or Sam’s club or Walmart she WILL annoy you

Asks if y’all can buy the iPad today

But you said Black Friday

And she sulked

And mumble things under her breath and cop an attitude

When you saw sweatpants you’re thinking of getting for Azzi Paige says “Of course that’s for Azzi. That should go to me instead”

But you did buy her a sweater and shoes as an early Christmas present and a new laptop for gaming

And she squealed out of happiness!!

And ate you out 4 times a day for 3 weeks

When she plays Fortnite she rage quits

Is a sore loser to the max my goodness

She broke her controller. Not once. Twice

At Trader Joe’s she buys you your favorite snacks

Shes actually very loving and thoughtful too

Loves to sleep behind you and hold you

[yameoto]

OMG I JUST SEEN YOUR CHARACTER LIST THAT YOU WRITE FOR CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE SOME GHOSTFACE SAM X READER RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS 🤍

SAM CARPENTER GHOSTFACE HEADCANONS ! and yes i do have a bot for this.

✗ warnings ; murder, controlling behaviour, manipulation, general ghostface girlfriend toxicity. nsfw at bottom dom/sub. marking, knife!kink, free-use ment

protectiveness dialled to the MAX. if you think she was bad before its nothing compared to now. and i mean kill-people-who-look-at-you-the-wrong way type of bad. "oh, don't even worry, baby. i took care of it."

she has to be near you at all times; scratch that—has to be TOUCHING you at all times. seriously cant stand it when you're not wrapped around her fucking koala and will make it everyone's problem.

would never ever EVER hurt you. she hurts people for you—no matter if you want her too or not. besides, she has other ways of keeping you quiet.

when she took off the mask she wasn't even the slightest bit worried, as fucked up as that sounds. she knew you'd never leave her; you love her too much, she loves you too much. how could you ever give her up? she did this all for you.

calls you "doll" or "angel" almost exclusively—but not just that. you're her doll, you're her angel—her own precious little thing and you're never gonna leave her, okay?

but one can never be too sure; so she isolates you from all your friends to make sure you really can't leave. controlling to the point where if you lived with her you wouldn't be able to leave the house without her. but that's okay—she's doing it because she loves you. she's protecting you.

because she's off her meds she starts to see billy more and more, and she won't take them no matter how much you beg her too. sometimes you wake up to her see her sitting up staring blankly at the wall, eyes slightly glazed-over as if she's seeing something that's not there and it scares you too fucking pieces. it'll happen sometimes in public, too, like when someone gets a little too touchy with you or even, sometimes, when you get on her nerves ; which is definitely the most terrifying one.

(he's telling her to make you hers. telling her to take you for herself and leave a bloody fucking mess in her wake. whoever the fuck thinks they could ever take you from her is in for nasty, gory surprise.)

you're her anchor point. you're the only one who can ever calm her down if it gets too much. and you can tell, too, when chad's just running his mouth a bit too loudly and her hand is twitching towards the butcher's knife on the counter and you have to twist round and cup her cheeks, pepper kisses to her lips and she just melts — all potentially murderous urges forgotten as she wraps your arms around you.

nsfw !

so fucking handsy. CANNOT keep her hands off you. has the annoying tendency to squeeze your ass or tits whenever she walks past

even when you're in public which makes it so fucking degrading. you could be talking to a stranger at the club and she'll just lean over to grope your tits in full view of the guy you're talking to. just so fucking casual as she strides past, like its the most normal thing in the world.

and tbh it kind of IS, so when the guy stands up all angry for you and you're just sitting there spluttering and have to go "no i— i let her.." like the little slut you are

so so rough in bed. borderline violent. she just can't help it, not when you get that delicious spark of fear in your eyes and you plead with her with those plush, parted lips like you're just begging to be used and abused.

obsessed with leaving bruises and hand-prints on you during sex. gives her the deepest pleasure to see you all marked up, so clearly hers. it makes her cock stand up just thinking of it.

has made you walk around the house completely naked after a good bruising before just to admire her handiwork. and to make you easy for use, of course.

marking you up with her initials on the base of your neck so everybody knows that you’re hers.

definite knife!kink. dragging the dull edge of the blade along your thigh.. smiling to herself as you tremble under the cold, cold metal grazing your folds.

fucking you as she does it—fingers swirling so goddamn slowly that makes your eyes water, each time she flicks your clit your body screams at you—but you can’t move. bc there's a knife right fucking there and then it'll be your fault if she hurts you—not hers. she told you to keep still, didn't she?

[comet-forgot-you]

drabble masterlist

amber freeman:

amber getting jealous ☆

amber fucking r in front of tara ☆

popular!amber teaching you how to touch her ☆

finding out amber is ghostface ☆

g!p reader and bunny!amber w a breeding kink ☆

drunk!r and drunk!amber ♡

messing w bunny!amber's ears ☆

hate fucking w mean!amber while she records (pt. 1 & pt. 2) ☆

studying w needy!amber ☆

giving vampire!amber head ☆

sleeping w ur strap inside bunny!amber ☆

loser!r confronting mean girl!amber ☆

ghostface girlfriends ♡

bunny!r fucking amber in the car ☆

vampire!amber and werewolf!r (pt. 1 & pt.2) ☆ ➤

cumming strap w bunny!amber ☆

ghostface girlfriends (AGAIN) ♡

bunny!amber riding r's strap ☆

bunny!amber waking up needy ☆

amber & tomboy!r ♡

vampire!amber headcannons ☆

bunny!r ruining amber ☆

fwb w amber ☆ ➤

psychologist!r and ghostface!amber ☆

mean!top!vampire!amber ☆

amber riding r's strap ☆

bunny!amber headcannons ☆

r's first time w amber ☆

going to the movies w amber and fucking her after ☆

vampire!amber giving you head ☆

finding out amber is a vampire ☆

mean!powerbottom!amber w loser!service top!r ☆

getting caught w amber ☆

mean!bottom!amber teaching loser!r how to fuck her ☆

mean!bottom!amber and service top!r headcannons ☆

sam carpenter:

giving her head while she games ☆

sam talking you through it ☆

shower sex ☆

being sam's stress reliever? ☆

sam getting jealous ☆

jealous!sam fucking you in her hoodie ☆

sam fucking r while watching a movie w her friends ☆

tatum riley:

ghostface!r breaking in & fucking tatum ☆

tara carpenter:

jealous!r + overstim ☆

bttm!Tara and mean!top!reader ☆

fucking tara in a bar bathroom ☆

anika kayoko:

teaching anika how to kiss ♡

max fox:

buying bunny!max lingerie ☆

fucking college student!max all over campus ☆

bunny!max headcannons ☆

bassist!r and photographer!max ( pt.1 & pt. 2 & pt. 3) ☆

tutoring college!max ☆

gp!roommate!r with max ☆

dryhumping with max ☆

bratty!college student!max ☆

recording you and max fucking ☆

r obsessed w max ☆

sleepy sex w max ☆

mean!top!max edging & overstim ☆

paying for max to get her nails done ☆

fucking max in a restaurant bathroom ☆

milf!max cant stop thinking abt you ☆

onlyfans!max asking roommate!r to record w her ☆

river:

stuffing river w a vibrator at dinner ☆

river in a band (pt. 1 & pt. 2) ☆

making river beg ☆

river taking care of service!top!r ☆

rough sex w river ☆

kate bishop:

dom!bully kate ☆

judy alvarez:

making her fuck u bc shes been gone ☆

[lonelym00n]

Max Fox x Reader - Headcannons

this is for all the max fox girlies out there. if you're a mikey madison fan and haven't watched better things just for her, shame on u.

this is likely going to contain max snippets from every season, so don't read if you care about spoilers.

GO WATCH BETTER THINGS!! seriously it's a really good show about a single mother raising three daughters.

also, LOOK AT BABY MIKEY. LOOK AT HER.

Pre-relationship

when max isn't with paisley or her boyfriend of the week, she's with you

you're the most chill of all her friends so she hangs out with you mostly when she doesn't feel like causing her mom an aneurism

sam loves you more than max's other friends

you always thank her for her hospitality and do the dishes for her if she cooks when you're around

max's favorite thing about you is that she doesn't feel the need to worry about if you think she seems cool or not

you love watching old movies with max because she always has such thoughtful comments on the cinematography

you always arrive early to her band's gigs just so you can cheer her on from the front row

you are max's personal Lyft driver when you get your license (sam is thankful that the bill has gone down significantly)

How you catch feelings

you fall for max first

your feelings for her start when she begins opening up to you about her dad and how much her parent's divorce has affected her

she tells you about the jealousy she holds for how much she has to share her mom with her mom's job and her two sisters

she also opens up about how she has no clue what to do once she graduates

you tell her that sam loves her just as much as she did before her sisters were born and that there's no rush to decide what path she wants to choose post-graduation

you realize your feelings for max when she surprises you by playing your favorite song on the guitar

the smile she gave you after she finished playing made your heart leap into your throat

you knew you had it bad for her after that

Unrequited feelings

you're too much of a chicken to admit your feelings to max because you don't want to ruin your friendship

you are horrified when she starts dating the 34 year old man, you tell yourself that it's not because you're jealous, but because max is only 16 (it's definitely because you're jealous)

max cried on your shoulder when she learned her dad had stood her up on her graduation day

you threaten to train chewy to bite him for the next time he shows up to interrupt her life

she laughs and your heart skips a beat at the sound

when max tells you about her decision to go to college in Chicago, you try not to cry (let's pretend you chose to go to college somewhere in LA)

you do cry when you drop her and sam off at the airport on their way to Chicago (cry is putting it lightly, you full on sobbed into max's shirt)

Other people notice your feelings

with max off at college, you have a hard time figuring out what to do with yourself when you aren't attending classes

you take to moping around the fox's house

frankie is the first to catch onto your feelings for max, after seeing you sniffle pitifully into a carton of ice cream for the third weekend in a row, they figured you must've loved max more than you let on

frankie doesn't say anything to you about their realization, concluding that you probably hadn't yet registered that you harbored more than friendly thoughts for max

sam doesn't question why she keeps finding you fast asleep on her living room couch, so she remains none the wiser about your love for her daughter

when max calls you crying one night and tells you about how she doesn't think college is right for her, it takes everything in your willpower not to encourage her to hop on the next flight back to LA

you tell her she has to make the decision on her own but that you will wholeheartedly support her either way

when she does return, you don't even hide how ecstatic you are

the pain of hiding your feelings for her does return, but it's nothing compared to how heartbroken you felt while she was away

when she starts dating olivier, you feel more depressed than you do jealous

max notices your more frequent sad moods and her heart pangs dejectedly whenever she asks if you're okay and you brush her off

you feel lost and decide to confide in rich about your love for max, you always thought he was such a good second dad to her

he isn't fully surprised at your feelings for the other girl, having sensed that something more was likely going on between you two

he's so happy that you decided to tell him and offers you words of advice that he had picked up from being in similar situations to yours

from that moment on, he's silently rooting for you and max to get together

Max realizes her feelings for you

with her new love for photography, she innocently invited both you and paisley to model for an idea that she wanted to shoot

paisley agrees excitedly while you agree with more reluctance

the pictures with paisley turn out great

when it's your turn, max is in utter awe at how gently your beauty comes across in the photos

you fit the image she had wanted to capture so perfectly and as she continues to photograph you, her heart thumps wildly in her chest

the slow groundbreaking realization of the love she so deeply holds for you creeps up her spine

she pushes you away the next week and the week after that, filled with panic

now that she has figured out how she feels about you, she knows she'll never be able to hide it from you

you feel hurt that max is avoiding you, but you figure it's because she's spending more time with her boyfriend (max didn't tell you that she had broken up with him directly after the photoshoot)

max tells rich about her feelings for you and he only just barely manages to hide his joy at the news

he reassures her there's nothing wrong with the way she feels about you and that her family would accept and support her regardless

after a week of gathering up her nerve (and a third week of avoiding you), she reveals her feelings for you to sam

sam is shocked but reassures max that she is so happy and proud

when max falls asleep for the night, sam rushes to frankie's room for advice on ways that she could be there for max

Confession

one morning, frankie urges max to confess to you

needless to say, max is pissed at sam for telling frankie

a big fight starts between the three of them (max upset with sam for telling frankie, sam mad at frankie for telling max that she had told them about it, and frankie yelling at max to just tell you how she felt)

you, completely fed up with being avoided by max, stomp into the fox household to give the girl a piece of your mind

the fighting comes to a halt when you walk in the door, frankie and sam quickly scurry away

just as you're about to speak, max gently grabs your arm and tugs you outside with her

she shushes all your attempts to talk and apologies for avoiding you

she looks nervous and so uncharacteristically max as she takes your hand in hers

when she tells you she was avoiding you because she realized she was in love with you, you nearly forget how to breathe

she looks at you so worriedly while she waits for your response

when you tell her you feel the same, her eyes crinkle in happiness

max leans closer and the two of you share a soft kiss

max lovers you better cause some commotion in the comments!! she needs more love and I won't be silent about it anymore!

[biblio-smia]

v's 1000 follower celebration!

one thousand followers!!! that is crazy!! thank you to everyone who has supported this account - those who have been around from the beginning, those who have recently honored me with a follow, the consistent rebloggers & the lurkers <3 i appreciate all of you who stop and read any of the works i share!!

here's a special event now - please don't mention how similar it is to 800 ;)

this event will end promptly on sunday, june 23rd!

EVENT #1 ! first, choose a prompt (from list 1, list 2, or list 3). next, add a character from the list below. optionally, add some more context if you’d like! then, submit your ask & i will write a short scenario. NOTES: only one prompt and one character per ask. you can submit multiple asks! EXAMPLE: “kissing their scars” with sam carpenter. CHARACTERS OPEN FOR THIS EVENT: peter parker (tasm) mike schmidt, clapton davis, ethan landry, glenn rhee, tara carpenter, sam carpenter, amber freeman, robin buckley, steve harrington, peter parker (mcu), peeta mellark, remus lupin (marauders).*

EVENT #2 ! short + sweet! give me a short idea/trope (please keep it to a few words max!) + a character, send an ask and i’ll tell write a short drabble! EXAMPLE: enemies to lovers with sam carpenter. CHARACTERS OPEN FOR THIS EVENT: peter parker (tasm) mike schmidt, clapton davis, ethan landry, glenn rhee, tara carpenter, sam carpenter, amber freeman, robin buckley, steve harrington, peter parker (mcu), peeta mellark, remus lupin (marauders).*

EVENT #3 ! let’s talk! send in any headcannons/thoughts/fic ideas you have/etc. about any characters i write for or from any fandoms below! FANDOMS OPEN FOR THIS EVENT: five nights at freddy's, detention (2011), scream (scream v/vi focus), the hunger games, marvel, the walking dead.

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thank you guys again & i hope i’ll see things from you soon!!

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[max-the-lagomorph]

My theory and headcannon to why Max won't age when Sam does in the future is because his body was cloned with alien tech or " regenerated" in the freelance police episode of"bad day on the moon" after he was vaporized by alien laser and use the psychic powers to attach his consciousness to Sam's hand.

So they use this remains to clone him a new body and used peanut brittle as a filler for the DNA that they can't recover. After moving his consciousness into that body he essentially stopped aging because his new body can't and we know bad side of the Moon is Canon to the games because there are pictures bad side of the Moon in the office in the telltale games putting an explanation to why while Sam is old and senile Max's just as young looking and mentally well as he was in dark side of the Moon.

This is also why he can't be cloned after the devil's playhouse. His DNA is too weird because it's not even his DNA anymore it's a mix of a synthetic version of his old DNA and peanut brittle.

[thebestever16]

do you have any hc for what the until dawn (or the quarry) casts favourite movies are??? it doesn’t have to be everyone i just wanna know what you think :) 👍

Until Dawn

Ashley- Little Women, The Great Gatsby

Beth- Jennifer’s Body, But I’m a Cheerleader

Chris- Avatar, Dune

Emily- Mean Girls, John Tucker Must Die

Jess- Clueless, House Bunny

Josh- Funny Games, Would You Rather

Hannah- Lady and the Tramp, Teeth

Sam- Scream 4, Brother Bear

Mike- Game Plan, Matrix

Matt- Tooth Fairy, Men in Black

The Quarry (I really don’t have headcannons for their fav movies just going on vibes)

Jacob- Aladdin

Abi- Night of the Living Museum

Emma- Legally Blonde

Dylan- White Girls

Rylan- Oliver and Company

Nick- Goofy Movie

Kaitlyn- Bring it On

Laura- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Max- Titanic

[ojchartoonzsstuff]

i just have one question: what does swapped geek look like?

HI IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS EARLIER!!!

Anyways!!! Honestly I had like??? No idea what to do at first, I was ORIGINALLY gonna have them be like, a mad scientist, but then I thought about maybe swapping them with Dr. Mama Bosco! So I did that instead

This is kinda what I’ve got going so far!!!

Here’s some small notes:

- I imagine their personality would still retain the maturity they had in the cartoon, but more chill and likes to joke around?? Chill Geek

- They did reside in Sam and Max’s building when they were alive, however when Geek DID die their building was just put back onto the market. When Sam and Max got their office inside that building they definitely didn’t expect this pissed off ghost child in there, and then I just wanna imagine that they eventually get along. ((Like maybe the made a deal with Geek or something where they could volunteer themselves as test subjects and let Geek have a laboratory in their basement so Geek could stop haunting them both))

- I wanted to make their death different than Mama Bosco’s ‘baking soda volcano’ death in the Telltale games, so I based Geek’s death on that man eating food monster from the first episode of the cartoon series

- Geek definitely would get their body back, probably with the help of Dr Mama Bosco because I think that would be a neat idea

Also kinda shoving my non-binary geek headcannon into this AU but anyone can use any pronouns they want for them since Geek being non-binary isn’t cannon to the series

ALSO ALSO I know Geek isn’t in the Telltale games but I love Geek!! And I wanna include them !!!! Geek is awesome

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Okay, I want to talk about the Trans Richie headcannon. I'm not going to say anything bad about it, this is just some ideas and opinions about it, regarding it as canon.

I like the idea that if Richie and/or Trevor were trans, they'd be given an alliterative name set originally. Like Richie and Rachel, Trevor and Tracey, or Samantha and Sabrina; something like that. And then when one or both changed their names, they were so relieved that their names didn't start with the same letter anymore. Maybe they even hated it so much that they'd like... go by Chel, CeCe, Sam and Rina. Shit like that, that'd be so funny.

I would really like to see a show about how they grew up. As much as I don't know how to feel about a cis person playing a trans character, I also wouldn't want Richie played by anyone else— *the idea of Jae Hughes as Richie* Okay, that'd actually be pretty sick, and you could have both Trevor and Richie on stage without Jon having to do a bunch of quick changes, or prerecordings, and you could even have them on stage at the same time, but YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING! Anyway, I think it'd be really neat to have a song of Richie post-transition and Richie pre-transition singing about how they feel out of place, or how they have this secret that they have to keep, pre-trans not being out at all, and post-trans having transitioned in stealth mode. It'd be cook to see 'her' looking in a mirror or something, seeing post-trans Richie there because that's what they want to be. Some fuckin' reflection from Mulan shit, y'know?

Maybe it's just that I want to see Her as a musical, maybe that's my problem... I mean, now I'm thinking about it, and I'm right. I want that so fucking bad. Like, just imagine that for me, will you? I keep specifically imagining a scene of Jeri and Jerry berating 'her' for being too masculine as a song— I'm sorry, I'm being such a dork.

If Jon Matteson did a stream where he read trans richie headcannons and fics, I would fucking cry, especially if Her was included, since I'm very proud of it thus far.

I need like... a 5+1 fic of Richie coming out to people, I'd love that.

I forgot any other thing I wanted to say, just give me a second.

Oh, okay, here we go. I like to think that Richie is a cosplayer (my sister disagrees with me, so I know that some people don't agree) but I like to think that him cosplaying masc characters is one of the things that helped him realise his identity. This has nothing to do with the fact that after I started cosplaying TSS I got more masc and embraced that side of me, I don't know what you're talking about.

I wonder what Jon Matteson (and Will Branner, and everyone else) thinks about Childhood Friend Michie, not even them together romantically. Bc like, I fully understand not understanding that ship; I don't fully understand it myself, despite literally shipping it. But them as childhood friends? It almost makes too much sense, whether or not Max knows Richie is trans. Either way, you can make it make sense in some regard. I particularly like how @24-guy handled it in their trans richie story, but I won't spoil that for you (that's also their user name on ao3)

I think that's all I got for now, maybe I'll make a part two when I'm on a proper dose of adderall that actually does anything for me.

[neiveel3llson]

Sam and Max HC

★≈'

Sam, who whines in his sleep when you arent with him, clutching onto pillows and blankets to find you in the mass of 3 bodies and duvets.

Max, who can't sleep without you there, whether he has the other or not, Max who needs you at all times, to be his and Sam's pillar.

Sam, who needs you to play poker, his poker face being a flustered smile, or maybe, he's just looking at you.

Max, who will talk your ears off, loving the time even if you drift off or pay him no notice, just having you there. Listening.

Sam, who would drive you anywhere, whether he needs the DeSoto or not. The.. growling DeSoto.

Max, who can't be trusted to drive, laying over yours or Sam's laps gleefully, living his happy little life.

Sam, who would spoil you and Max to no end, as much as he bank account will let him, which is quite alot, considering what they do to criminals. (They steal their wallets)

Max, who loves being spoiled by you and/or Sam, and repays you both in genuine, non aggressive love, no matter what he holds his standards about love to.

Max, who cries when you or Sam beat him in poker. (he eats his own cards.)

Sam, who sulks when you beat him in poker, before you let him have a pity win. (He also lets Max eat his cards.)

Max, who will jump onto your shoulders, just to give you a 'passionate' he bites you kiss.

Sam, who nuzzles his wet nose into yours and licks your cheek, sleeping over your lap, showing genuine passion for your shared relationship.

They, who love you as much as they could. They, who have never loved anyone as much as they love you and eachother. They, who would do anything for you, anything.

[reginageorgesgirlfriend3020]

Sam Carpenter as your girlfriend headcannons (Part 30)

Her patience with you never wears thin somehow she’s extra patient with you

You love sleeping on her

You and Sam have a big bed but the most comfortable place on the bed is on Sam’s chest with her arms around you for the whole night

And if her arms aren’t around she will wake up in the middle of the night at like 3am and put her arms around you

her sweaters are big on you because of her height but boy they’re warm and comfortable

She likes you a lot since the first day she met you

Shes never felt such a connection with anyone before and with you she feels a connection so strong it’s in breakable to the max

Sometimes when she wants you to be the big spoon she will lay her head on your thighs and gently wrap her arms around your waist

She secretly loves being the little spoon too

But enjoys being the protective big spoon

[aew-kun-age-regression]

A/N - SOBBING /positive. I rewatched the lost boys 🙌🏻 so so happy rn. Literally no one requested these but I love all the characters sm (except Max :/) so here are some Headcannons- these are so messy by the way, normally I feel like there's some what an order to my Headcannons but I wrote these whilst watching and my brain was going a mile a minute lol

Caregiver!Michael Emerson + Regressor!Sam Emerson

Michael is so protective over Sam.

^^^ Sam is just as protective over Michael.

When little Sam still loves his comic books but doesn't always want to necessarily read them so Michael reads them to him.

Michael can, has and will pick Sam up.

They love to watch movies together (Michael definitely had to get a job to afford a TV because their Grandfather doesn't have one-)

Sometimes if Sam is struggling to sleep Michael will take him for a drive on his motorbike.

Michael cannot cook- like not at all. Sam can't either, he can make sandwiches tho. On multiple occasions has Sam made lunch type food for Michael because he knows his big brother has forgot.

Michael will do everything to annoy Sam, just for the fun of it.

Please imagine the boys falling asleep on the sofa whilst watching a movie with Nanook sleeping next to them/half on Sam's legs. (Maybe I'll write this)

Sam has a night light - this is like the one thing that Michael doesn't tease Sam for.

Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs.

Sam gets nightmares and it no longer surprises Lucy when she goes to wake up Michael or Sam in the morning to find her boys asleep together.

^^^ Michael is Sam's "safe" person. If he ever feels unsafe, upset, overwhelmed anything, Sam knows he can go to Michael.

Sam loves to doodle, several times has Michaels arm been victim to this 😂

Sam will just randomly jump onto Michaels back. Twice, twice had Michael fallen over because of this and fallen flat on his face making sure Sam doesn't his the ground. :/

Michael has a pacifier for Sam in his jacket pocket whenever they're out, just in case.

Zero routine - Lucy sets a bedtime routine but other than that it's pure chaos.

Michael hates the smell of milk *cue the scene where Michael drinks milk after freshly turning* so luckily Sam not really liking drinking just milk is quite convenient. (Sam only likes milk if its with something when regressed, straight up refuses to just drink milk.)

Sam LOVES juice, it's terrible how much he likes it- SUGARRR!!!

Overall I love them and they are the best brothers!!! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[samsamscomicbook]

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TAKEN SLOTS

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~ Paul

~ Marko

~ Dwayne

~ Michael

~ Sam

~ Laddie

~ Max

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WHAT WE OFFER

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[lab-trash]

Posting this bc I forget if I've posted this before, or updated it.

I take drawing and writing requests, but on top of that, just open conversation.

Ships I Enjoy/Appriciate-

Kaz x Chase

Marcus x Oliver

Owen x Adam

Tecton x Megahertz

Skylar x Jordan

Skylar x Stefanie

Stefanie x Jordan

Leo x Logan

Daniel x Bob

AJ x Kyle

Douglas x [Just Some Guy]

Gender/Sexuality Headcannons I like-

Trans Chase

Trans Spin

Trans Tecton

Trans Kaz

Trans Marcus 

Genderfluid Daniel(le)

Trans Femme Danielle

Oliver’s family is homophobic

Kaz's family is homophobic 

Bi Douglas

Donald is trying his best not to be homophobic 

Greysexual Demiromantic Oliver

Sapphic Skylar

Bi-Spec Bree (unlabelled/shifting labels)

Pan or Gay Kaz

Bi or Gay Chase

Trans Femme Experion (thanks for that @platonictaycus )

Sapphic Jordan

Other Headcannons I like-

Tecton is Spark’s dad (again, thanks for that @platonictaycus )

Tecton and Megahertz being Kaz’s dad figures

Tecton's civ name is Sam(uel) Alder, and Megahertz is Leslie 'Lez' Reyes

Past, toxic, Kazperion and Sebase

Things are kinda awkward between Kaz and Spark

Kaz cooks

Kaz and Skylar dated for a period of time, unbeknownst to Oliver

Kaz and Skylar friendship supremacy

Kaz and Bree friendship supermacy

Basically, Kaz is great at girl talk

Kaz is good with kids

ADHD Kaz, Autistic Chase, ADHD Oliver (but different from Kaz)

Kaz used to have a crush on Oliver (unrequited)

Oliver’s lowkey rich af

Kaz’s family is poor and religious

Very religious

Trent and Owen are brothers

Longer hair/Gender non-conforming Marcus

Shorter hair Skylar

Daniel looks like a blonde Dorenbash from Caldera

Non-LREF Universe Stuff I Like-

Best Friends Whenever

Barry x Renaldo

Shelby x Alex

Cyd x Daisy

Wizards of Waverly Place

Zeke x Justin

Harper x Juliet (maybe; still thinking about that)

Max x Zack (Suite Life on Deck)

Kickin It

Milton x Jack (Krewer)

Kim x Sloane

Victorious

Jade x Tori

Beck x Robbie